My Husband is . . .

Last night I was watching TV and turn to see James eating a klondike bar (you know, "what would you do for a klondike bar?") 

with a fork and a knife!!! Who does this? Other than George from Seinfield!

Here's the problem, other than the fact that it is totally weird. May I remind you that I have no dishwasher. I spend hours out of my week hand washing our dishes. A couple months ago I wised up and started buying paper plates. James ALWAYS forgets about the paper plates. So, in eating his klondike bar in this most unusual fashion, he dirtied up a plate, a fork, and a knife!

What am I going to do with him?!